I penned a little ditty for Bojo and crew, based on Cliff Richards Mistletoe and Wine. Maybe we can all sing this on Christmas and have a good old knees-up!
Glad his little girl was born safely today though. Anyway – let’s get on with it…..
The man’s on the brink, needing a drink
The news has passed, our patience is thinning
Socially distanced, now we’re in the know
He’s under pressure, it’s starting to show
Christmas time drinking cheese with wine
Secret party, jobs on the line
They say he’s a liar, but would you agree?
Breeding like bunnies in his family
A time for thieving, a time for scheming
A time for PR and some deceiving
Allegra’s laughter, it was a disaster
Party’s over, so is her master
Christmas time drinking cheese with wine
Secret party, jobs on the line
They say he’s a liar, but would you agree?
Breeding like bunnies in his family
Party time (Silent night)
Camembert and wine (Holy night)
Must have had headphones on all night
Receipts on the fire, donations on the tree
Christmas is on, no chance of Plan B!
Back to chorus –
Christmas time, drinking cheese with wine
Secret party, jobs on the line
They say he’s a liar, but would you agree?
Breeding like bunnies in his family
